| At least my job rocks... |
[Aug. 21st, 2003|02:05 pm] |
| [ | Don't fuck with me, I'm |
| |  mellow | ] |
I'm getting paid $7.05 an hour to sit here and tell dumb drunk stories with my boss. She's like 40 and I'm 18. We can't stop laughing at each other's dumb drunkenness. She once was driving to find a party with one of her friends and took a corner kind of fast and turned to her friend only to find out that her friend had fallen out of the car and was rolling down the street. Ha. |
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| Mass murder makes me happy |
[Aug. 21st, 2003|11:16 am] |
| [ | Don't fuck with me, I'm |
| |  bitchy | ] |
| [ | Now hear this |
| | Deftones... Around the Fur | ] |
Moving day. Blech. I wish I had my car, that way when I get homesick I can just drive home. No, my alternator decided to take a crap and now I have to be stuck in a four by four inch hellhole of a dorm with Miss Preppy. EW. I know, it's not sooo bad. But I could have gotten a cool roommate. So yes, it is bad. |
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| Sorry this is so long. Read it anyway. |
[Aug. 18th, 2003|08:19 am] |
| [ | Don't fuck with me, I'm |
| |  shocked | ] |
| [ | Now hear this |
| | Insane Clown Posse... Fuck the World | ] |
Hey all. I just got back from the mini-gathering in Kansas, and I wanted you all to know about the shitty treatment we recieved at Worlds of Fun (an amusement park) This is the account of one of the guys in charge. Mad Hatter.
Worlds of Fun are hoes.
To make a long story short, there was a group of about 200-300 scrubs and Juggalos up at Worlds of Fun in KC for a mini-gathering... As soon as we spent our big money (insane ticket prices) at the front gate... the second we stepped into the park we were kicked out.
We weren't given a reason. And they will never give us one. The reason is because we were different... scrubs... and that's obvious. The main security guy took my hype man and promotions dog, Double O Ninja, and told him to leave and take his "Smut" with him. (The rest of us.)
So they gathered up about 20 security guards and made examples out of Scrub Club. The rest of the crew was pushed back far into the parking lot, but I stayed far behind to talk to this dude that kicked us out. He had about 10 guards himself. (Mind you, guards, not cops.)
I was calm, complete like I always am. Y'all know me. All I needed was an answer or a refund. He said "We don't give refunds and I don't have to answer shit." And kept walking up to me in my face telling me to leave. Then he told me he'd put me in jail if I didn't. So I said "All I'm asking for is a reason. I think we're all entitled to that." So he said "Look, I don't feel like fighting an unarmed man today, get out or I'll arrest you." So I said "Man, I know my rights. I didn't do anything wrong, and I'm not even raising my voice to you, all I'm doing is asking a question." "You may have rights in Wichita, but it don't mean shit here in Kansas City."
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"Cuff him."
They swung me around and did it. A security guard, not even attempting to give me rights of any kind.
I told the main dude "Enjoy your greed in hell."
They sat me in a room, cuffed, while my crew got it even worse.
They were pushing and cramming Tabitha and Shai (Some of our chickie crewmembers) into their cars, cussing at them, treating them like shit. They even whipped out mace. All they wanted to do was get me so they could leave. They were my ride and all.
They started bragging about me, their prime example. "We already got one of your friends, we arrested his ass."
They started calling around trying to get a way to find what jail and how to get me.
Back in the little guard hut I listened to the cbs and how retarded they all were, boasting and shit about kicking us out, calling us names, etc. Then they said to eject anyone wearing ICP shirts, anything related, or anyone with paint on their faces, masks, etc. They actually had the nerve, we found out later that they did it too, and all without reason or refund.
That's some bullll shit. It became obvious that they waited for us to cross the line to get our money and THEN kick us out. That's a lot of money to some fuckin scrubs.
So the REAL police came, picked me up and took me to jail. WOF threw trespassing charges on me and I barely had enough money to make bail.
The crew came and picked me up and told me what they went through.
So all the misfollowings of law and retardedness, and with about 30-40 witnesses at LEAST that we all know how to get ahold of... hell yeah we're going to the media with this, and we all think it's some bulllll shit.
We still had a great time in KC though.... We met lots of new people and crews, hung around at some big places and basically bonded even tighter.
Much family love to all... always stand up for your God-given rights.
If anyone would like to contact the shitty security at worlds of fuck, please go to www.worldsoffun.com |
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| Scott's afraid of DUCKS |
[Aug. 15th, 2003|07:12 pm] |
| [ | Don't fuck with me, I'm |
| |  geeky | ] |
| [ | Now hear this |
| | Twiztid... Afraid of Me | ] |
Lacey: look, my picture is quacking at you with an evilness in its ducky little heart. |
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[Aug. 15th, 2003|10:39 am] |
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I just noticed that today is also Debra Messing of Will & Grace's Birthday. I love that show. |
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| Axe murderers.. |
[Aug. 15th, 2003|08:45 am] |
| [ | Don't fuck with me, I'm |
| |  mischievous | ] |
| [ | Now hear this |
| | Twiztid...We Don't Die | ] |
I made a mix tape last night because I had to drive my mommmy's car to work this morning and she doesn't have a cd player. To humor you (ok, well... me) I will make a list of what's on the tape.
1. ICP - 12
2. Violent J - Homies to Smoke With
3. Violent J - Shiny Diamonds
4. Shaggy 2 Dope - Fuck Off
5. ICP - Amy's In The Attic
6. Anybody Killa - Sticky Icky Situations
7. ICP - Walk Into Thy Light
8. ICP - Three Rings
9. ICP - Prom Queen
10.Twiztid - What the Dead Like
11.Twiztid - Marsh Lagoon
12.Twiztid - You're the Reason
13.ICP - Superballs
Today is my baby brother's birthday. He's 12(!) already! Last night he and I watched Born Twiztid together because he's a little juggalo and he's never seen it. He laughed his ass off on the choir/violin part. He's so cute. I bought him Bone Thugs 'N' Harmony's greatest hits album, but really, it was so I could burn a copy for myself. I'm evil. |
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| Welcome Scott |
[Aug. 13th, 2003|02:05 pm] |
| [ | Don't fuck with me, I'm |
| |  cheerful | ] |
I just gave my wonderful boyfriend the link to my journal. He didn't even know I had one. Everyone say HI to Scott. |
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| At work. Still. |
[Aug. 13th, 2003|08:28 am] |
| [ | Don't fuck with me, I'm |
| |  weird | ] |
Googlism for: lacey
lacey is a dumpling
lacey is a long haired german shepherd dog
lacey is a mellow cat
lacey is only 13 months old and is already retired because she simply didn't have the desire to race
lacey is a study in paradoxes
lacey is a community that is looking for an excuse to exist
lacey is about 1% lower in soluble protein in malt evaluations conducted from 1996
lacey is resting in her gorgeous china cup and saucer
lacey is a voice student as well as an entertainer
lacey is very cute when she prances around with a toy in her mouth
lacey is steadfastly determined not to be labeled one way or another
lacey is not brian wilson
You got that right. |
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| At work |
[Aug. 13th, 2003|08:07 am] |
B-L-A-Z-E and A-B-K
And we got Esham and Violent J
Juggalos outside in the parking lot
Because ya'll know how we spark a lot
I get to be an operator today. Woo. Yesterday, when this old lady named June was training me, we were logged in on her computer, and I forgot and changed her background to a picture of Jamie Madrox. I appologized, and offered to change it back, but she didn't want me to because she thought he was "hotter than hot." This lady is like seventy! HAHAHAHA! Maybe I'll get her to be a wicked-ass (even if it is saggy) juggalette in no time. |
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| My soul is so heavy that it draws me to the floor |
[Aug. 12th, 2003|02:56 pm] |
| [ | Don't fuck with me, I'm |
| |  indifferent | ] |
| [ | Now hear this |
| | Insane Clown Posse... The Dead One | ] |
Hey. I got a new layout and a new icon. I think I'm finally happy with it, considering my computer illiteracy problem, I believe it to be fine. It's the best I'm going to do, anyway.
I found this to be quite funny. Check it out:
Okay, here is Blender Magazine's, "The most knowledgeable music mag around" Review of the Wraith.
Two greasepainted goombas from Detroit who’ve brawled with Eminem
Reviewed by Rob Kemp
Even before Eminem put Detroit’s 8 Mile on the rap map, Insane Clown Posse were Motor City motormouths. On their fifth album, the two imbecilic white rappers conclude The Dark Carnival, an incoherent, quasi mystical narrative that stretches over all their albums and is made no clearer here. Though they don’t share the dexterity of their nemesis Eminem, “Birthday Bitches” (in which Shaggy 2 Dope terrorizes kindergarteners he’s been hired to entertain) and “Juggalo Bidness” (which celebrates their fans) exude charming, good-natured idiocy. These beefy, braying morons tap into the delight of vulgarity, and The Wraith is as chuckle-inducing as a WWE battle.
Now, let's play, "what's wrong with this article?"
Number 1. The Wraith is not the fifth album, maybe, not including eps and lps and whatever, just jokers cards, it's the 6th. Add in Bassment Cuts and Dog Beats... the 8th, add in Beverly Kills, Terror Wheel, Tunnel of Love, Bizzar and Bizaar, it would be the 14th, and should we count Dark Lotus? or Psychopathic Rydas?? Nevermind.
Number 2. Does Eminem have dexterity?
Number 3. What the fuck is Juggalo Bidness?
Number 4. Who the fuck is Rob Kemp and what gives him the right to not only diss our guys, but to not even diss them properly. |
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| Crappy Freestyler |
[Aug. 11th, 2003|08:26 am] |
| [ | Don't fuck with me, I'm |
| |  nostalgic | ] |
| [ | Now hear this |
| | Crappy Freestyle in my head | ] |
I once had a boyfriend named Jay who liked to do crappy freestyles. Here is one that is vividly latched onto my memory of him:
"I'm a gangster B from Atlanta
Sippin on some Fanta
Better go drink some Mylanta
Cuz if I get any fatter I'd be Santa..."
I can't decide if that was cute or incredibly dumb. |
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| In Oz I'd be the wizard cuz I'm overwhelmed |
[Aug. 11th, 2003|08:09 am] |
| [ | Don't fuck with me, I'm |
| |  hungry | ] |
At work. Scanning, yet again. Blech... any and all entertainment to alieviate my boredom would be greatly appreciated. email me at lharre@unlnotes.unl.edu |
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